Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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