Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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