And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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