I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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