Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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