I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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