He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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