How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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