please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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