For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
