I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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