Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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