I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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