Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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