why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
