Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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