Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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