please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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