Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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