I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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