I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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