i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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