do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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