so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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