On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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