D3 body, D1 cock
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
you never un-have a 4some
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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