I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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