At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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