I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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