im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I need water and some morals
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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