come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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