sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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