He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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