ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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