"it" just moved
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
