question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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