Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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