The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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