What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Drunk walkin through police station. America
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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