Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
do herpes really smell.
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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