i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
we're making bets on your personal life
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
