i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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