i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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