My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
