Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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