eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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