i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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