new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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