i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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