went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Dignity is for republicans.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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