No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
