i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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