i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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