I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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