i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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