we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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