i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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