i dont even know how to be here
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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